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How to read the logs:

The text logs provide a record of the dialogue and sound effects from the Palace. People's lines appear chronologically, so sometimes several conversations are jumbled up together, and responses to questions seem to appear much later. Some common abbreviations used are "lol" (laugh out loud), "brb" (be right back), "wb" (welcome back) and "tx" (thanks).

Speech appears in cartoon speech bubbles; it can also be made to appear in a thought bubble by placing a : at the beginning of the line, and lines beginning with ! will appear in shout bubbles. Asterisks indicate a whispered conversation between two people (unheard by the others in the room). Lines beginning with ) are sound effects.

Performances:

Pre-show audience conversation (show 1)
Bushspeak with sound effects supplied by the audience (show 1)
When to control the audience? (show 3)
WitTIEbabY exposes bubba bush as a bot (show 4)

Interventions:

Blur has a hard time selling in Abandon the Matrix
A lively bunch in the Mansion
Head-to head with Greenlit and Muscaria in the Mansion
In the Mansion again, we give WolfMoon paranoia and Elizabeth thinks harder
A violent reaction in Flirt Palace



When to control the audience? (show 3)

In this extract, bubba bush's speech is interspersed with a battle of the brushes, as audience member xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx erased the flag background several times and finally left the performance as two of the colliders discussed whether or not to kill her.

blur: please come and sit on the floor
WolfMoon: Ok
blur: thank you
blur: He is comming
change: we are awaiting the great man
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Painting
power: the one
change: he will be here soon
blur: no painting
power: he is the greatest
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Erasing
blur: you spoil my lovely flag
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Erasing
WolfMoon: =O
blur: oh dear
power: ooops
blur: small problem
blur: hmm
power: nawh
blur: okay
blur: lets here it for the man
blur: )applause
*** ; power is Painting
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Painting
blur: )applause
bubba bush: thank you
bubba bush: thank you my friends
*** ; blur is Painting
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Painting
*** ; blur is Painting
*** ; blur is Erasing
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Painting
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Erasing
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Erasing
*** ; change is Painting
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Painting
bubba bush: It's ... important ...
WolfMoon: The president.
bubba bush: it's very important ... for our citizens ... to understand.
power: :very important
bubba bush: It used to be that oceans ... we thought oceans could protect us ...
blur: :I will not play at hug o war
bubba bush: America ... is now a battlefield ... the war ... has come home.
blur: :I'd rather play at tug o war
bubba bush: The world knows ... that Saddam Hussein ...
power: :we can swim
blur: :where everyone hugs
change: :i like shadow boxing
bubba bush: has weapons of mass destruction ... (even though he said he didn't).
WolfMoon: That's Mr. Asshole to you! bubba bush
blur: :and rollson the rug
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Erasing
bubba bush: He is actively ... deceiving ... the inspectors.
blur: :where everyone kisses
bubba bush: He is actively ... hiding ... the weapons.
power: : sam is a horrible man
blur: :and everyone grins
bubba bush: Military action ... is this nation's last option.
blur: :and everyone cuddles
xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx: c plate icit
WolfMoon: Yes it is.
bubba bush: We defend ... the security ... of our country, but our cause ... is broader.
*** ; change is Painting
blur: !and everyone wins
bubba bush: The Iraqi people today ... are not allowed ...
bubba bush: to speak out for freedom, but they have a right ... to live in freedom.
WolfMoon: No, you speak bubba bush =P.
*** ; power is Painting
*** ; change is Painting
*** ; blur is Painting
bubba bush: We don't believe ... freedom and liberty ...
*** ; power is Painting
bubba bush: .... are America's ... gift to the world; ...
xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx: power a tu fini
*** ; blur is Painting
bubba bush: we believe ...they are the Almighty's ... gift to mankind. (Applause.)
*** ; change is Painting
*** ; power is Painting
*** ; blur is Painting
xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx: pi blur ak
bubba bush: A free ... Iraq ... can be a source of ... hope for all the Middle East
*** ; power is Painting
*** ; blur is Painting
WolfMoon: )applause
*** ; change is Painting
*** ; blur is Painting
bubba bush: Our goal ... is peace.
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Painting
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Erasing
*** ; blur is Painting
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Painting
*** ; xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx is Erasing
bubba bush: Our goal ... is peace.
power: : we bring hope
change: :oh well
bubba bush: Our goal ... is peace.
WolfMoon: Weee
bubba bush: The United States of America, ... joined by many nations ...
power: : we bring peace
change: :we can hope
bubba bush: by many nations ... is committed ... to building a world ... at peace ... and bringing a better day.
*** ; blur is Painting
bubba bush: There is no question in my mind ...
power: : by 3 nations
bubba bush: ... no question in my mind --
xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx: blus je comprend rien en anglais fak arete de me parler
bubba bush: that because of the strength ... of this country, ... the heart ... and soul ... of the American people,
*** Page from power: should i kill her?
bubba bush: the courage ... of the American people, ... the determination ... of the American people, ...
bubba bush: and the values ... of the American people, ...
blur: Yes
xX~§~$£Xy L@Dy~§~Xx: you killed
bubba bush: that we ... can have ... a more peaceful ...
bubba bush: ... world, a more just ... society, and a more hopeful ... America. (Applause)
*** ; power is Painting
*** ; change is Painting
bubba bush: May God bless you all. (Applause.)
*** ; power is Painting
akrobat: )APPLAUSE
*** ; change is Painting
bubba bush: May God bless you all. (Applause.)
bubba bush: thank you,
bubba bush:
thank you
akrobat: )BELCH

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WitTIEbabY exposes bubba bush as a bot (show 4)

bubba bush: The world knows ... that Saddam Hussein ...
blur: :we will not play at hug o war
WitTlEbAbY: whtas going on wuts the grerat man?
women in black: :he is da man
bubba bush: ... has weapons of mass destruction ... (even though he said he didn't).
blur: :we'd rather play at hug o war
bubba bush: He is actively ... deceiving ... the inspectors.
blur: :instead of tugs
power: :great man speak wise look nice
WitTlEbAbY: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ???
women in black: :he likes fighting as well
blur: :we all just hug
*** ; jo is Painting
blur: :i for one could hug colin right now
blur: :and roll on the rug with him
power: :we all hate sam, he is bad guy
WitTlEbAbY: :this is weird!!!
power: :we are the good guys
blur: :of course
blur: :carry on our leader
blur: ; we are listening
blur: :you were saying?
WitTlEbAbY: :this is crasy
blur: :Colin
bubba bush: He is actively ... hiding ... the weapons.
blur: did you remember to wind him up?
bubba bush: Military action ... is this nation's last option.
bubba bush: We defend ... the security ... of our country, but our cause ... is broader.
bubba bush: We don't believe ... freedom and liberty ....
WitTlEbAbY: you are not really the pres?
power: did your teleprompter broke down?
bubba bush: we believe lag ... is part of the axis of evil
power: :he is the pres
blur: I think he is having an out of body speech
blur: oh my
blur: wots happening to me
power: :the real thing
WitTlEbAbY: in rl?
blur: oh my god
bubba bush: A free ... Iraq ... can be a source of ... hope for all the Middle East.
WitTlEbAbY: no
bubba bush: Our goal ... is peace.
bubba bush: Our goal ... is peace.
bubba bush: Our goal ... is peace.
bubba bush: The United States of America, ... joined by many nations ...
bubba bush: by many nations ... is committed ... to building a world
WitTlEbAbY: bush!
bubba bush: ... at peace ... and bringing a better day.
WitTlEbAbY: its a bot
bubba bush: There is no question in my mind ... no question in my mind --


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