Avatar Body Collision

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text log extracts

How to read the logs:

The text logs provide a record of the dialogue and sound effects from the Palace. People's lines appear chronologically, so sometimes several conversations are jumbled up together, and responses to questions seem to appear much later. Some common abbreviations used are "lol" (laugh out loud), "brb" (be right back), "wb" (welcome back) and "tx" (thanks).

Speech appears in cartoon speech bubbles; it can also be made to appear in a thought bubble by placing a : at the beginning of the line, and lines beginning with ! will appear in shout bubbles. Asterisks indicate a whispered conversation between two people (unheard by the others in the room). Lines beginning with ) are sound effects.

Performances:

Pre-show audience conversation (show 1)
Bushspeak with sound effects supplied by the audience (show 1)
When to control the audience? (show 3)
WitTIEbabY exposes bubba bush as a bot (show 4)


Interventions:

Blur has a hard time selling in Abandon the Matrix
A lively bunch in the Mansion
Head-to head with Greenlit and Muscaria in the Mansion
In the Mansion again, we give WolfMoon paranoia and Elizabeth thinks harder
A violent reaction in Flirt Palace



Blur has a hard time selling in Abandon the Matrix

lourali: hi blur
blur: hello
pogue mahone: hi blur
blur: hello
pogue mahone: how's tricks?
blur: we are doing an anti-war demo
blur: today
blur: as part of the lysistrata project
blur: have you seen
lourali: no
blur: one dozen
blur: avs like me
blur: no?
blur: hehe
pogue mahone: i don't know where that is? lysistrata?
blur: you can get details from
blur: www.avatarbodycollision.org
pogue mahone: wait...all your doing is donning avs nd sitting there???
blur: lol
blur: no we do a show in our palaces
lourali: why dont you call your congressman
blur: then we invite spectators to take avs
pogue mahone: i don't think that's alot of protest
blur: and visit public chat room
blur: today
blur: across the world
blur: theatres
blur: and performing artists
pogue mahone: i think you butted in on our Russel Crowe Protest,
blur: are staging
pogue mahone: how you like it?
blur: lysistrata
blur: in london
blur: helsinki
blur: new york
blur: wellington
blur: which planet are you on?
pogue mahone: well, you're not selling me on the idea that you are doing anything
blur: we don't allhave congressmen
pogue mahone: to be quite honest
lourali: you can call the whitehouse
pogue mahone: i'm tired of bullshit, go away
blur: oh really
lourali: there is a 1 800 number
pogue mahone: i don't want a war either
blur: hmm
blur: in london
blur: we had the biggest ever
pogue mahone: but i'm not going to do something as stylishlessly formless as Sitting there
blur: anti war demo
blur: in history of public demos
blur: never have so many people said no
blur: you sit here
blur: doing nothing
blur: but part of what we do
lourali: how do you know?
blur: is agitate
lourali: we do nothing?
blur: and keep debate alive
pogue mahone: so, you go from place to place bragging how wonderful you are? some protest
blur: sorry lourali
blur: i am not speaking about you generally
blur: gosh now
blur: dont get riled
pogue mahone: I'd rather work to get something done than sit there and type about it
blur: nothing to brag about
pogue mahone: go and brag to someone else
blur: hmm
pogue mahone: look at what you've typed


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A lively bunch in the Mansion

i0wnU: man that war isnt a war
i0wnU: more like a massacre
power: true
women in black: exactly
Nemesis©[.i<3kyo]: it's a stupid "my dick is bigger than yours" war.
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: the rash and the kissing ive never kissed one accually only licked and sucked cough
Yami Mikenno {ßhindou}: :I still say get these people together.. and play SSBM.
power: up to 100.000 civilians could die
i0wnU: does bush care?
Yami Mikenno {ßhindou}: Just decide who wins the war.. through SSBM.
i0wnU: pfff
women in black: he needs to know that you care
i0wnU: oh he knows
i0wnU: I've done my work
women in black: how?
i0wnU: I post all the time
.ekim//[<3d]ô: I think talking about it is pointless :)
Nemesis©[.i<3kyo]: He doesn't care what the civilians think, duh.
i0wnU: I let people know the facts
women in black: why
power: thats good, iownu
i0wnU: why? because its all about power
.ekim//[<3d]ô: Unless you happen to be the president and know what really is going on ;)
i0wnU: control
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: president doesnt know either.
i0wnU: bush is just a puppet anyway
women in black: he is a puppet
.ekim//[<3d]ô: You think the press knows everything? I doubt it.
i0wnU: haha
i0wnU: good timing
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: this was accually brought on by bill gates in a scam to make trillions.
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: lmao!
women in black: how?
power: heheh, could be
.ekim//[<3d]ô: Bill Gates couldn't tie his shoe by himself.
i0wnU: if bush and the rest of the think tanks in washington had their way, we'd all be pushing a set of ankle chains in FEMA camps right now
.ekim//[<3d]ô: Look at his haircut, he has no wits about him.
power: and who gets the profits is amrican weapons industry. that ,accidentally, is a uge rebublican campaign supporter
power: huge
i0wnU: whats the war for anyway?
i0wnU: war.. psh, listen to me
.ekim//[<3d]ô: Bill Gates stole an idea and made a business. He doesn't even run it now, he just makes money :P
women in black: oil
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: :anyone that has stocks in microsoft that gets drafted and dies looses ther stocks meaning gates gets money, international terrorist kills 2000 people bam bill gates gets rich *cough*
power: bush is paying back his campaign aid
Nemesis©[.i<3kyo]: ..stock doesn't make you rich.
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: lol i know
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: just blaming bill for it
.ekim//[<3d]ô: Well.. it depends Mel.
power: lol
i0wnU: lets not forget the other part... it feeds into the terrorist propaganda
.ekim//[<3d]ô: 2000 people all with Microsoft stock, depending on how many shares and their worth... that could add up!
Nemesis©[.i<3kyo]: stock doesn't mean shit.
women in black: the biggest propoganda machine is the world media
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: aye
i0wnU: yep
i0wnU: but look whos behind it
Nemesis©[.i<3kyo]: sell it for real money, then it does.
.ekim//[<3d]ô: Well, du'h Mel :P
i0wnU: its all about globalization and control and such
Yami Mikenno {ßhindou}: :Hm.. gotta get up in 3 hours..
Yami Mikenno {ßhindou}: :G'night guys.
Nemesis©[.i<3kyo]: but, see, most of his money is stocks..
.ekim//[<3d]ô: it has to be sold to make anything, but that's what stock marketing is.. a gamble.
Nemesis©[.i<3kyo]: if the stock market crashes, he loses alot
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: well when some one buys stocks and shares from bill gates he gets money they he looses stocks they die he gets stocks or whatever back, makes money from no where.
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: money cant disapear once its in your pocket
.ekim//[<3d]ô: As long as microsoft sells.. it'll be worth something.
i0wnU: if you're dead, it doesnt matter anyway
power: well somebody is getting rich with this war
i0wnU: good ol halliburton
.ekim//[<3d]ô: Someone gets rich with every war
women in black: it can become worthless
i0wnU: good ol cheney
.ekim//[<3d]ô: hell the basis for all war is money :P
.ekim//[<3d]ô: We're just tricked into thinking there is a cause.
women in black: in a military economy it is
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: well if another depression happens all bs prices will go down (money will be worth more)
i0wnU: the depression is the least of your worries
.ekim//[<3d]ô: Man I hope theres a depression, gas prices are insane.
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: no no depression is good.
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: yea
i0wnU: so is control and domination and tyranncy
i0wnU: tyranny I should've said
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: we have to have tons of people die so gover sets up fake war. bam bam dead money
i0wnU: the war is just another spoke in the grand wheel of the new world order
i0wnU: but I'm not anti-american at all
i0wnU: I dont like what the gov. has turned into
[moor] [man] [mykh]: Im not anti american either... Im anti idiot... I mean bush
power: me too!
i0wnU: you've got this homeland security shit
i0wnU: and all those other acts that destroy the constitution
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: no one said that, everyones anti gov except the goverment themselves and people getin paid by tax like teachers
[moor] [man] [mykh]: I say...
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: i mean everyone hated clinton but police, teachers everything was like god yes
[moor] [man] [mykh]: Im canadian so I dont worry..
Jinzoningen Juunanagou Ü [DL]: my teach loved him
[moor] [man] [mykh]: clinton was better than bush

 

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