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How to read the logs:
The text logs provide a record of the dialogue and sound effects from the Palace. People's lines appear chronologically, so sometimes several conversations are jumbled up together, and responses to questions seem to appear much later. Some common abbreviations used are "lol" (laugh out loud), "brb" (be right back), "wb" (welcome back) and "tx" (thanks).
Speech appears in cartoon speech bubbles; it can also be made to appear in a thought bubble by placing a : at the beginning of the line, and lines beginning with ! will appear in shout bubbles. Asterisks indicate a whispered conversation between two people (unheard by the others in the room). Lines beginning with ) are sound effects.
Pre-show audience conversation (show 1)
| GiGgLeß: |
I have settled On you |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
lol |
| GiGgLeß: |
V.v |
| change: |
eh? |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
O.o |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
cool |
| GiGgLeß: |
NoOoOo |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
i have never done that before |
| GiGgLeß: |
You know what this war is about? |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
I like my smilies better |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
:o) |
| GiGgLeß: |
It's because What does Iran and Iraq have that they are rich in? |
| GiGgLeß: |
!OIL |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
DONT BLAME CANADA |
| GiGgLeß: |
And Bush is from Texas and thats where they do the oil thing |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
I hate that song |
| blur: |
Hello Darling Friends |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
Who is that |
| blur: |
and Media Friends |
| blur: |
we will be with you |
| blur: |
in |
| blur: |
erm |
| blur: |
two minutes |
| blur: |
the Big Man |
| blur: |
is on his way |
| blur: |
slight delay |
| blur: |
some kind of |
| blur: |
terrorist threat |
| GiGgLeß: |
Who is the big man? |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
Thats looks like blair |
| blur: |
erm |
| blur: |
we do hope |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
I hate him |
| blur: |
that the members of the press |
| frock: |
!terrorists! |
| frock: |
are there terrorists here? |
| blur: |
and our friends in Europe |
| blur: |
and the colonies |
| frock: |
didn't you check their shoes!!? |
| blur: |
will |
| blur: |
erm |
| blur: |
erm |
| blur: |
blair with us |
| change: |
anyone have a q in their name? |
| blur: |
for a short moment |
| blur: |
thank you |
| GiGgLeß: |
: My name is Nadia |
| frock: |
it's all just a blur |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
I live in England |
| GiGgLeß: |
: An arab name |
| GiGgLeß: |
: I'm part arab, but I am no terrorist |
| change: |
:terrorist for sure |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
Although I am not British |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
I like that name |
| GiGgLeß: |
: I am not a terrorist |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
Its nice |
| webdog(tm): |
this server is in england? |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
My name is Kylie |
| GiGgLeß: |
: But I do have a step-mom that wears a thing around her head |
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Bushspeak with sound effects supplied by the audience (show 1)
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)APPLAUSE |
| bubba bush: |
thank you |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)KISS |
| Dr Evil: |
God bless bubu |
| bubba bush: |
god bless america |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)AMEN |
| bubba bush: |
!shit! |
| bubba bush: |
what happened? |
| bubba bush: |
where'd the flag go? |
| sick //kee-gy: |
God Bless America and Canada |
| bubba bush: |
who are those women? |
| daddy bush: |
For cry an out loud son |
| bubba bush: |
dad? |
| bubba bush: |
!dad! |
| sick //kee-gy: |
omg |
| daddy bush: |
i told your Mom |
| bubba bush |
: thank god you're here |
| daddy bush: |
I told her |
| sick //kee-gy: |
Blame Canada? |
| daddy bush: |
I said Barbara |
| bubba bush |
: something crazy is happening |
| daddy bush: |
that boy is a peanut |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)FAZEIN |
| bubba bush: |
!help me, dad |
| daddy bush: |
hey |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)GUFFAW |
| bubba bush: |
don't turn your back on me now! |
| daddy bush: |
lots of nekked women |
| daddy bush: |
oh my |
| bubba bush: |
!dad! |
| webdog(tm): |
was from the south park movie |
| daddy bush: |
take a look at that skinny arse |
| bubba bush: |
stop looking at the women! |
| bubba bush: |
!help me! |
| daddy bush: |
wot son |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)NO |
| bubba bush: |
i need your help |
| daddy bush: |
I gave you my boots |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)POP |
| daddy bush: |
listen boy |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)TEEHEE |
| bubba bush: |
what, dad? |
| daddy bush: |
remember one thing |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)YES |
| bubba bush: |
yes, dad |
| daddy bush: |
they may not like you |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)CRUNCH |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)YES |
| bubba bush: |
no? |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)TEEHEE |
| daddy bush: |
they may not vote for you |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)POP |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)NO |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)KISS |
| bubba bush: |
i don't care |
| daddy bush: |
but you can screw them anyway |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)GUFFAW |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)FAZEIN |
| bubba bush: |
yes! |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)DEBUT |
| daddy bush: |
be a good texan |
| bubba bush: |
!i can screw them! |
| aFÆo-Ken |
: )CRUNCH |
| bubba bush: |
but dad |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)BOOM |
| bubba bush: |
one thing |
| daddy bush: |
absolutely |
| bubba bush: |
laura won't |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)BELCH |
| daddy bush: |
wot son |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)APPLAUSE |
| bubba bush: |
laura won't put out for me |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
)AMEN |
| daddy bush: |
!wot |
| bubba bush: |
i can't screw laura |
| daddy bush: |
dont ask her |
| daddy bush: |
wot do we say in texas |
| bubba bush: |
don't ask ... ? |
| bubba bush: |
oh, i get it, dad |
| bubba bush: |
sure |
| bubba bush: |
hehe |
| daddy bush: |
:take what is ours |
| bubba bush: |
thanks dad |
| daddy bush: |
:and take what isnt |
| daddy bush: |
hehe |
| aFÆo-Ken: |
who are thsoe people |
| bubba bush: |
you always know what to do |
| webdog(tm): |
idunno
|
| aFÆo-Ken: |
ewwww |
| blur: |
)boom |
| bubba bush: |
I |
| bubba bush: |
Am |
| bubba bush: |
The |
| bubba bush: |
President |
| bubba bush: |
Of |
| bubba bush: |
The |
| bubba bush: |
United |
| bubba bush: |
States |
| bubba bush: |
Of |
| bubba bush: |
America |
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